June 2012
Watchmamadukes:
lizrizmatiz:
juliantalens:
anditslove:
SICK!
….. My mind is blown forever…. i just… woah… THE POSSIBLITIES!!!!!!
WANNNTTTTTT
Watchamyceratops:
justseenaface:
ivebeenloki-d:
fringewithbenedicts:
itsthisorcluedo:
steviepies:
hereforpizza:
tyleroakley:
Jeremy Renner singing New York State Of Mind on Jimmy Fallon.
I was NOT expecting THAT voice out of THAT man.
Dear Lord. Panties were never an option.
That was just AMAZING.
I can’t even begin to describe my awe.
Holy Mother of….
fuck off no way
...
Some New Foods at SD Del Mar Fair →
janineine:
Pie Fries: Deep-fried pie crust strips with strawberry preserves on the side
Deep-Fried Tang
Deep-Fried Chili Asteroid: Award-winning homemade chili & cheese, deep-fried in a hush-puppy batter
Deep-Fried Peanut Butter and Jelly
Deep-Fried Cereal
Red Velvet Funnel Cake
Porkabello Kabob (bacon-wrapped, Gouda-stuffed portabello on a stick)
Manly Gourmet (two pieces of bacon...
May 2012
Watchsugarwerescrollingdown:
yosyp:
yung-thug:
IT’S BACK.
OMG THIS IS MY FAVORITE
i love this
this is so awesome and pleasing to watch
coepi:
things i am scared of doing:
ordering food in a restaurant
walking down a busy high street on my own
talking to people on the phone
eating in front of people
asking for help in a shop
meeting new people
being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
Dad: There's going to be an eclipse on Sunday.
Me: Time to take out the fire nation.
Dad: What?
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me: I mean, cool.
danaethekoala:
Sucka Free CJ - Give You More...
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
myswagisnice:
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
Will not risk.
when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
Watchjust-a-skinny-boy:
What Makes You Beautiful- Napolean Dynamite
OMG WHY IS THIS SO PERFECT?!
ilikesparkly:
aayyjjaayy:
...
I'd care if the person I reblogged this from...
Best friends,
Are not the people you hangout with 24/7. They’re the ones who you can tell anything too and you know you can trust them. They are the ones who don’t judge you, they like you for you. You can be yourself around them and they can be there self around you. That’s what a best friend really is. No matter how far away they are, or if they go to a different school they can still be your best friend.
I really don't want to grow up.
After high school is college. After college is a job. Then a family. Then kids. Then… shit. Life is passing by way too fast for me. Please slow down, I’m not done being a kid.
When you're watching you're favorite show and you... →
wowfunniestposts:
You’re like:
But the moment it cuts to a commercial,
And you run to the toilet like:
After you’ve done peeing you run back to the tv like
While running you’re worried the show has already started so you’re like
But then you make it in time so you’re like
what a funny blog
first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
Normal people playing video games: Oh wow this is fun!
Me playing video games: MOTHER FUCKING BITCHASS HOE YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OH MY FUCKING GOD SERIOUSLY NO WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE SHIT DO WHAT IM FUCKING TELLING YOU OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING MOOOOOOVE FUUUUCK *slams fists down on desk* I FUCKING GIVE UP ON LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHGGH ASSHOLES OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING GUN STOP RELOADING ASSHOLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OH MY GOD OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD SJBSJSKDHSJS BDJSMD SUSHJSKD AGGHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK
that-betch:
thatsmoderatelyraven:
sandwich stacker was the best game ever omfg
OH MY GOD THIS WAS MY SHIT OMG
