March 2012
its funny because people think im quiet but im just listening to everyones conversations and figuring out your weaknesses and ill use them against you to get further in life because i hate everyone
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puredestruction: b-o-h-o-summers: sluts-and-hipsters: OH MY GOD. THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER BEEN POSTED ON TUMBLR . This is amazing, just watch it!!! Reblogging this AGAIN this is gold
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How to blow a bubble: →
whydidipullthetriggerboom: wowfunniestposts: Step 1: First go like this Step 2: Spin around Step 3: STOP! Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3! Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust! Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT! Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town. Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this. Step 9: THEN…! ...
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Listenrawrimamikeysaur: noideawhatimcapableof: ...
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When someone brings up something really... →
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‎90% of people marry their 7th-12th grade love. :O...
chankymonii: biggerjellyfish: 0-bliviate: hiphipheylaay: yowaddddupp: saltydreams: sorry guys, had a shit day hopefully this will work :) sorrrrry guys i really want a non-shit week because all i’ve had last week was d r a m a and shityness :) Omg I hate this stuff I think I’m gonna tell him tonight chain mail rox i lub m3rm4n
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author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
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When your crush calls you cute.
phuongynguyen: mostnotedposts: GIRL’S REACTION: GUY’S REACTION: My Reaction: that was a nice dream… ^reblogging again cause of that LOOL GPOY.
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