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Billy: Mom, what's a bitch and a bastard?
Mom: Well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen.
Later Billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors and hears "put your penis in my vagina!" Then Billy goes to his mom.
Billy: Mom, what's a penis and vagina?
Mom: Well, a penis is a hat and vagina is a coat.
Then Billy sees his dad shaving and cut himself and says "shit"
Billy: Dad, what's shit?
Dad: Well Billy, shit is a type of shaving cream.
Then Billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says “fuck!”
Billy: Mom, what's fuck?
Mom: Well Billy, fuck is a way of cutting the turkey.
Later the guests arrive and Billy goes to them
Billy: Hello bitches and bastards, may I take your penis’s and vaginas, my dad’s upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey.
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